Drink the Ethanol

Mr. Binns is a bean farmer and if he were to promote beans instead of potatoes on PEI I'd like him more, but Ethanol is the hottest crop. How do you grow Etahnol? ;> Sugar beets, according to a cartoon I saw, sugar beets make gas. Now as far as beans and gas, that is methanol; and at the risk of offending egg producers may contain sulphur (rotten egg smell).

Ethanol will save carbon emissions if we drink it, because we can't drive drunk. Actually I drive pretty good drunk, but you know cars and alcohol don't mix.

Beans: seriously, soy milk is where it is at.