Craven Raven Rave by Journal Pioneer

The Weekend Thought is the editorial in the Journal Pioneer, Summerside's banner newspaper. JP editorials are cute, patronizing and usually appeal to the mundane. The strongest positions are against the safest moral issues - drinking is bad, work is good, children are good; and there is always effort taken to tie together as many of the days issues into one editorial theme.

This week it's loitering crows and kids in Charlottetown & Kensington. The cute ending goes something like: 'maybe the crows could shit on the kids'. Yes, two birds with one stone; but how to stop the squawking from the JP editorial staff?