Prince Elder Island

Recent headlines reveal a gloomy trend in PEI.
Demographics are changing: Old is in, Young is out.
PEI's future is fucked.

Population of school-age kids to drop dramatically by 2030
Binns won't fight for old child-care deal
Large turnout for taboo subject in West Prince - Teen Suicide
Youth needed in fishery: researcher
Crackdown coming on teen loitering: Kensington police chief
Seniors seek secretariat
Elderly Woman Celebrates 109th Birthday
Students upset nearby seniors

The island is becoming one of those ice floes that Eskimos put their aged on to float out to sea on.

The loitering youth problem will take care of itself, just wait a few more years. There won't be any youth around to loiter.

GLOOMY. Very GLOOMY.

The generation war is lost in PEI. Young voices will be drowned by the moaning death wails of the aged, as if they aren't already. Politics will be dominated by the old, who will elect creepy politicians desperate to find a baby to kiss.

Bingo will be played at the Atlantic Technology Center. Mark my words.